face choad

the area of nothingness between your nose and your lips

i have a moustache in my face choad

by 1lemure September 25, 2008

Face bait

A female with an attractive face but a rotund body who is typically found on dating sites and only uses photos from the neck up.

Friend 1: Wow, check out this girls profile she's cool and she's hot.

Friend 2: Dude, don't be fooled she's trying to face bait you with her photo. She probably looks like a beached whale in real life.

by h8r4life February 10, 2009

face the music

In addition to the "standard" definition of someone's coming forward and submitting to others' wrath over some stupid blunder/selfish misbehavior that he has committed, this term can also refer to the guilty individual's sentence being that he is obliged to listen to one or more horridly-performed vocal/instrumental selections, or to endure a period of a music-type that he abhors, such as if he only likes crash 'n' bash hard-rock/heavy-metal, but is forced to endure an hour of opera or chamber music.

excerpt from an old late-'90's Reader's Digest article that humorously speaks about how many teenagers absolutely loathe hearing their "musically impaired" parents sing anything, and thus how forcing them to listen to said ear-grating vocalizing would be a far more effective punishment/crime-deterrent than any currently-employed methods, such as fines or jail: Judge, gravely: Young man, this is the third time you've come before me in this courtroom. This is a very serious situation.
Juvenile delinquent, sullenly: Yeah, whatever.
Judge: Your previously-lenient punishment does not seem to be working. Your behavior has not improved at all, and so I am going to have to give you the very stiffest sentence possible in this case --- you're really going to have to "face the music" now.
Juvenile delinquent, shrugging with a devil-may-care attitude: Yeah, what else is new?? So what's it gonna be --- more JAIL TIME?!?!?
Judge: No --- jail is too good for you. I'm gonna have your mom come up here and sing "America the Beautiful" on the court karaoke.
Juvenile delinquent, widening his eyes in horror: Oh, NO, Sir --- please --- anything but that, Sir! Send me back to jail --- make me do community service --- anything else --- just not THAT, Sir!

by QuacksO July 14, 2016

Face like a Brexiter

Sour faced. miserable old sod ( or ‘Gammon’ )
Never smiles. Resents everything and everyone . See also “Face like a slapped-Arse”

See that old biddy with a Face Like A Brexiter complaining about the Darkies coming over here while the Jamaican nurse changes her incontinence pads

by JosefKerr September 27, 2018

face punch

When you hit someone so hard in the face, that his eyes pop out.

holy tree cow, you face punched him, his brains are against my car

by someone April 1, 2005

face-head

someone who is addicted to using facebook...they spend countless hours on it, to the point of not actually having any relationships with people face to face

guy: so what did you do all day?
girl: i was updating my friends and activities on facebook
guy: you are such a face-head

by pol cidertanis June 4, 2007

face bingo

something to do with shouting out numbers whilst wanking in a girls face and if the number that you say before you cum is on the girls card she shouts 'house' and wins some shopping vouchers.

urg......ahh..... oof.....gargh........ four!
yay face bingo!!

by DR Mexico July 20, 2008