chocky

A nasty pocky immitator. Tastes like chalk and has taken the pocky box graphics.

Dude gimme some chocky, i wanna burn it.

by Jonny K October 16, 2003

shot clock

When an individual manages to fit both the testicles and entire shaft of the penis in their mouth all at once. The goal is to see how long one can hold the contained "junk" in one's mouth.

Man, last night Lisa let me drill a buzzer beater before the shot clock expired.

by T. Stockton July 28, 2007

chocked

Being shocked to the extent of choking.

Buster was chocked out of his wits.

by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009

ass clock

A device similar to that of a clock except it is surgically emplanted into the cheek of your choice.

"Dude, I love the ass clock man."
"I know right ain't it sick? I can tell the time just by checking out my ass!"

by Jhary March 28, 2008

Alarm clock

a college professor ( Southern Negro college use ) old slang in 1940's

- he ain't a phat alarm clock.
- ya` be right

by William Warney March 14, 2010

Black Clock

Whilst most of the world tends to stick to actual times for dates/important stuff (aka the white clock), others don't-deliberatley! This is called the black clock. You know what I'm talking about, I use the black clock all the time...

Laurel: Where is Michelle? That girl is always late...
Victor: You know her, she uses a black clock...

by I do not know, I do not care February 17, 2005

bio-illogical clock

The unreasonable state of mind, typically suffered by females, once a particular age is reached causing overly emotional, unstable and erratic behaviour predominantly concerning the immediate needs of spawning parasitical offspring.

As sure as Summer, the feared bio-illogical clock transformed this fine woman, of such beauty to make the Angels weep, into a terrifying beast of breeding.

by Onyx Lioness June 28, 2010