crack santa

A cracked out Santa, usually from the hood. Easily identified by their dishevelled appearance, crack pipe burns, and meth teeth. May attack when "provoked" i.e. not giving them money.

"Oh shit, there's that damn crack Santa. Don't make eye contact, I don't have any spare change and I REALLY don't need another hobo bite." "Go on honey, give crack Santa a dollar before he loses his shit and attacks."

by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018

crack tracking

Verb: 'Crack Tracking', the term is used to describe someone smuggling crack across state borders.

Define: I wonder if that sketchy looking cunt who is filling up their car at that servo is Crack Tracking?

by ThatCuntHole January 3, 2016

Crack Lint

The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.

Colin has a jar full of crack lint in his night stand. It has the most god awful smell.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

tryna crack

trying to fuck (have sexual intercourse)

hey bob, you tryna crack tonight??

by Sara.smith2204 September 9, 2021

crack the bat

Beating your fucking tallywacker you know dumbass your fucking penis cuz u need to cum hard as fuck

I'm gonna crack the bat on your face all night long

by Hatchetjuggalo June 8, 2020

crack gigalo

A man whore who sleeps with crack whores who stays at home all day watching porn and popping Viagra. His crack whore keeps a short leash on his bisexual ass because she doesn't have enough money for round three of an STD.

My crack gigalo wants a threesome. Me, the barnyard hen and him. Maybe the horse.

by Wicked Witch February 28, 2017

crack maggot

Person who does so much crack that he becomes as useless as a pebble.

It's a bird. It's a plane. No... It's just Jeff again... Frickin' crack maggot.

by AnarchyLED August 21, 2016