Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011

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talk sex with sue

the most hysterical TV show in the world. It's this crazy old lady who must be like, 40 million years old, and she gives people advice on their sexual problems, or answers questions she has. She gives you her personal opinion on which sex toys are best, and sometimes when she's telling someone how a certain position works, she uses these posable dolls. SO FUCKING FUNNY!!! The best show to watch when there's nothing else on.

You will die of laughter when you hear how serious sue says the word "clitoris," "rim job," and so on. Its on at 11pm on Fridays @ Oxygen. WATCH IT!

talk sex with sue by Tinkerbelll April 28, 2004

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Sex with ninjas

1. When you're not sure something really happened, but if it did it was awesome. 2. Something that is completely awesome.

This pizza looks like sex with ninjas. or Did that drunk chick just give me a bj for real or was that a daydream? That's like sex with ninjas!

Sex with ninjas by Brodi The Destroyer of Worlds July 10, 2010

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