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Sex with the ball

A person that plays excessive amounts of soccer/football to the point where the main thought in his head is about the ball.
"Goddamn he loves soccer!!! He must be going home to have 'sex with the ball' ".
Sex with the ball by Stiff Milk January 17, 2018

Jessi did sex with a queenka? 

Jessi did sex with a queenka?
Jessi did sex with a queenka?

Sex with Alex Gaskarth 

Sex with Alex Gaskarth is impossible, unless you're Jack Barakat then you may have swag

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball 

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.
Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."

talk sex with sue 

the most hysterical TV show in the world. It's this crazy old lady who must be like, 40 million years old, and she gives people advice on their sexual problems, or answers questions she has. She gives you her personal opinion on which sex toys are best, and sometimes when she's telling someone how a certain position works, she uses these posable dolls. SO FUCKING FUNNY!!! The best show to watch when there's nothing else on.
You will die of laughter when you hear how serious sue says the word "clitoris," "rim job," and so on. Its on at 11pm on Fridays @ Oxygen. WATCH IT!

Sex with ninjas 

1. When you're not sure something really happened, but if it did it was awesome. 2. Something that is completely awesome.
This pizza looks like sex with ninjas. or Did that drunk chick just give me a bj for real or was that a daydream? That's like sex with ninjas!