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colon-pee

Refers to a rip-roaring case of "liquid farts" --- not just a case of mundane "trots", but a full-blown bout of "galloping diarrhea", like you're actually urinating out of your large intestine.
My country-cousin friends graciously invited me to help myself to the leftovers in their fridge while I was visiting them for a couple weeks this past July. That was all great, except that once I made the mistake of thirstily polishing off a nearly-full 2-quart bottle of Ocean Spray Premium Prune Juice over the course of a couple hours on an especially hot day. Well, needless to say, I was then obliged to stay in the yard for the next couple days 'cuz I had to run inside and visit the Little Boys' Room every ten minutes, plus I hadda remember to not eat anything after four in the afternoon both days, so that I could eventually "poop myself empty" by late evening and thus be able to get some sleep at night! Talk about total colon-pee --- my poor butt-hole got so sore that it felt like I was squirtin' out hot lava towards the end of it! Ah, well --- live and learn --- prune juice isn't meant to be consumed in large quantities (I shoulda gotten a clue from the fact that the bottle had had so little used out of it), unlike apple or cranberry juice that comes in the same kind of bottle!
by QuacksO November 25, 2016
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Collinoscopy

When you are able to have a colonoscopy by prolapsing your anus.
I had a collinoscopy yesterday at the maizeret.
by Thegymteacher December 7, 2016
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colloquiophile

n. one who loves or appreciates slang. derivatives: colloquiophilic, colloquiophily, etc.
John is a colloquiophile?

Certainly. John has just now gone to meet his friends at the British Association of Colloquiophilic Pederasts.
by R-Bob McStruthers December 9, 2016
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Collins'd

One who awakes duct taped to the couch and has permanent marker written all over them. One whose car keys were put into a bowl of water and put in the freezer. One who awakes in the garage with spray paint around them, tattooed with marker and dawn poured down their throat. People once awoken take a look at each other and start laughing because they are all tattooed, mummified in duct tape and have bay oil in their rears. If this or anything like this has happened to you, you have been Collins'd
Collins'd .. Geez why is my ass greasy. Somebody get me off this couch now. Where are my keys I have to go to work?
by Narcoholic December 17, 2016
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Colonel Sanders

Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.
"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."
by Tivo Del Nato March 9, 2017
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collin gib

An idiotic person that stole your crush.
Don't be a Collin gib!!! You feckless piece of crap!!
by The gunnbunns1 June 2, 2017
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Coloneling

When you shame eat a bucket of KFC and use the chicken grease to masturbate when You're done.
"Where is Phil tonight?" "He's probably at home coloneling, he's going through some shit."
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