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Chode Poison

This product is a grainy powder that can be rubbed on one's chode and it will dehydrate and shrivel the chode until the width grealy decreases and the chode becomes a normal penis. Found in the same habitat as the chode lasso.
Hey man, take some of this CHODE poison, it really worked for me!!! It's viagra for chodes!
by The Chode Expert January 8, 2009
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Chode-mamba

A chode mamba is simply the leader of a group of chodes. In this scenario I am referring to a chode as someone who is totally acting not like themselves. The chode mamba tells everyone information that is truthfully pointless. A chode mamba has the power to lead the chodes and chode everyone out in any way possible.
He was sitting on the couch saying useless information that no one cares about acting like a chode-mamba.
by chode 4 life November 8, 2009
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TurtleNeck Chode

Sammy and Jessy Carter have turtleneck chodes!
by Dirty Joe Dirt April 17, 2011
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chode-ache

Post sex pain suffered as a result of the condom elastic digging in to the base of one's chode
Holy shit, I snared a right ho last night but she wouldn't let me climb aboard without putting a rubber on my chode. Fuck me it was tight and now I have got some really bad chode-ache!
by Hosethedaddy May 11, 2016
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Chode Mobile

A small, stumpy, run down car designed to barely fit a crew of chode like individuals. A chode mobile can usually be distinguished by having a smell of extreme chode B.O., ripped up car seats, and atleast one broken door handle.
Hey Geezychode, the chode crew wants lunch, can we take the Chode Mobile.

Muffin will drive your chode Mobile.
by kermup January 6, 2008
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chode ripper

A female who uses her teeth when performing oral sex
Man, everything was great until that chode ripper snagged my dick on her braces!
by Sherjo June 18, 2008
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paul chode

omf ur suc H a Paul chode ass fucker !!
by maria/sierra suck dick May 25, 2016
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