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blue balls 

When a woman teases your cock to the point of no return then backs off..
As i was leaving the state, my gf decided to give me a half blowjob before i got on the plane..

3 fkn hours of excruciating blue balls pain and no way of releif.
blue balls by flat6 May 28, 2006

Blue Anon 

Conspiracy theorists and creators that lie largely on the left side of the political spectrum.
"Jussie Smollet was perpetrated by Blue Anon to stoke racial divides."
Blue Anon by Subchop March 8, 2021

blue yoshi 

A character in the Super Mario Brother Video Game Series. He is ridden by the other characters and deserves every minute of it. He is really the token bitch of the game. He sucks massive amounts of cock and absolutely LOVES to feel the warm jizz all over his face and in the back of his throat. He uses his long tounge to lick the taint while he fondles the head of the cock.
After realizing how gay Blue Yoshi was Mario and friends beat the fuck out of him and sent him packing. He took up residence in Lank Three South where he made money by sucking off almost all of the guys there. Kevin was the exception, he just watched and jerked off.
blue yoshi by GreaseTDP March 21, 2005

Blue Tool 

A condescending asshole who goes everyhwhere with their blue tooth head piece on, even when quite inappropriate. They are always speaking vociferously with no regard for others around them.
Jim, did you see that blue tool in church receiving communion with his earpiece on?
Blue Tool by Christopher M. Martin December 9, 2008

Blue-eyes white dragon 

A Legendary dragon from show "yugioh"Seto kaiba and granpa moto
have them

blue mushroom 

see also mushroom bruise and mushroom tatoo. It is the mark on a woman(or man), after being whipped by an erect penis.
did you see the mark on her face?, that must've been a blue mushroom