Dinkle Bear

A guy that acts girly enough to be a homosexual but is surprisingly straight.

I thought Jerry was a homosexual because he wears big hoop ear rings, but it turns out that he is just a Dinkle Bear.

by MuffinMcPuffin April 14, 2015

Doodle Bear

A person who's skin is their canvas, with tattoos on their faces in particular.

"Rappers now days look alot like doodle bears."

by A Bearded Ginger February 4, 2021

Bear Flagception

Term relative to trading (crypto trading in particular) which denotes the printing of a bear flag (common technical analysis pattern) inside a bear flag inside a bear flag in an inception-like fashion. The term has been coined by members of the bear community in the great crypto depression of 2018.

Random Bull: Yo we are mooning so hard, I'll have enough money to do a Oprah -style lambo giveway to my whole block.
Random Bear: WTF are you talking about man, This is going down to 0 man, it's like Bear flagception in here.

by N1KTaMeR March 16, 2018

Beare's Law

The law of accumulating catastrophe. Often applied to nautical situations. Often a disaster beginning with one simple error that causes a domino effect.

Bill was sailing along when a shackle parted on the jib stay. The mast fell over the side. When Bill tried to engage the engine, the prop picked up some of the rigging and stalled. The wind and current pushed his boat until it ran aground on the beach. He had become an unwitting victim of Beare's law of accumulating catastrophe.

by Aquarama January 5, 2011

Bear in the basement

Having excessive amounts of pubic hair.

That girl is HAIRY, I bet she has a bear in the basement!

by hhbeast May 22, 2012

KI-BEAR

A girl with hair a beautiful shade of orange, like a setting sun, eyes as green as a sparkling emerald, the rarest combination of humans. A girl so beautiful and amazing, loyal, talented and smart, who should know her worth, and how perfect she is.

That girl is a KI-BEAR, Just look at her eyes! (PLEASE PLEASE PUBLISH THIS U CAN DELETE IT AFTER A DAY I JUST NEED U TO PUBLISH IT FOR ONE SEC)

by Jelliebean June 29, 2020

Fatty Bear

Fatty Bear is the main character in the terrifying game "Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise". Fatty is known for being annoying as feck and rumours have swirled that he is actually the little girl named'Kayla' on acid.

Fatty Bear? More like Bore Ragnarok

by RockabillyFlowerChild November 11, 2020