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Hamburger Ass

When a 3D model got an ass like Moses parted it, looking like a hamburger with pussy and ass filling.

This saying was popularized by Arhoangel who tried to make models for overwatch characters that had huge hamburger asses looking like he just got out of mcdonalds

Aint no body want to click on a gif thinking they can get some nice widowmaker pussy then they see some hamburger lookin' ass out of no where, thats not what we mean when someone lookin like a snacc
"Widowmaker has a fucking hamburger ass."
"That ass looks like the red sea in the bible."
"This animation is trash because of dat hamburger ass."
by DATBOI6998 February 21, 2018
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Chapstickin' the ass

When one applies rootbeer flavored chapstick to his phallus, or dick, or anything really. For the function of lubricant, and to make blowjobs/ass-to-mouth more desirable, and delicious!
Stacy: I want it in my ass!

Steve: Give me a second, baby. *Applies chapstick*

Stacy: What are you doing?

Steve: Chapstickin' the ass.
by OrangeOlives November 29, 2011
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Ass Burp

An ass burp is similar to a fart, in that it may be just as loud or quiet, but does not have the classic defining odor.

See also Butt Burp.
I nearly ran from the room when dad let a big one rip, but when I didn't smell anything, I realized it was just an ass burp!
by JayArr June 21, 2011
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Ass for days

Girls that be packin'; huge vuloptuous asses on them!!!
Look at her she got ass for days, just like JAcki
by mafia mamma December 27, 2004
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Ass Pimple

The term for the excrutiating pimple that grows on your butt. The pimple is usually placed on a part of the ass that is responsible for accomodating pressure. Hence, why people have a hard time sitting down.
Yo I got this ass pimple and I have to sit on one cheek ALL the time!

Yo this ass pimple hurts like a bitch~!!!!!!!!!!!!
by cont May 27, 2008
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Ass Pass

For a girl to give you the ok for anal sex.
Angelina gave C-pain an Ass Pass for the Hill Country
by C-Pain52 August 26, 2008
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Ass Armor

When your girlfriend/wife wears both panties and boxers to bed. This is used to indicate that you will not be having sex. This is often related to her being on her period. Other possible explanitions include that she is sick or unhappy with you for some reason.
When I crawled into bed my girlfriend had her ass armor on. I guess that it is that time of the month again - blowjob week!
by Not getting any tonight July 25, 2008
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