wet shirley

The act of fingering a female's vagina, and then putting your wet finger(s) in their ear.

I can't believe that jerk gave me a wet shirley this morning!

by AndiStarr114 November 25, 2016

wet 40

Back in the day (the 70's) in LA County Jail - you were allowed to have cash - up to $40 - to spend on commissary and whatever else you wanted to buy. In order to get the inmate the cash, you had to hand it to a jailer who would then put it in an envelope and get it to the inmate. What they didnt know was people were putting hits of acid on the bills. Once they found this out, whenever you would give money to a guard, they would dunk it in water before giving it to the inmate... thus the term "Wet 40."

Hey Holmes, did you get any money for smokes?

I got a Wet 40.

You got my money bro?
Here's a Wet 40.

by 949Scott August 2, 2021

wet gypsie

when a male fucks a female he just met on a water slide and she (accidently) breaks his current girlfriends bracelet.

dude, did you wet gypsie Jasmine on that cruise last week?

by SamHillSummer July 12, 2010

wet raisin

When you lick another persons (male or female's) dry asshole to provide lube and/or give pleasure to the rectum.

Damn, Gennifer's ass was so dry that I had to give her a wet raisin just to fit it in!

by Makemmoan Roan August 2, 2016

wet fat

when you get wet in your clothes and you are wet and fat at the same time

Omg Seth, you look so wet fat right now.

by Seth Marie Bigkok August 11, 2021

Wet Andy

That one guy in every workplace who's done so many half ass jobs throughout his life, yet still can't do simple tasks properly.

Can't believe Tom used to be truck driver, he can't even back that trailer! He's such a Wet Andy!

by TerribleDrip996 October 17, 2019

Wet neek

Wet neek has a red mop as a head and has next level forehead

KSI is a wet neek

by Cruzsty toezs October 1, 2020