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Twitter Dyslexia

When the tweet you planned to post goes past the character limit, then you cut, change and edit, so you can fit it into one tweet. After you post it, you realize you left in/out a random word or had text/punctuation in the wrong place that makes it sound weird.
"By the time I realized my twitter dyslexia, people had already liked and re-tweeted it"
by trutherbotnet May 17, 2020
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Twitter

A place where the most rotten and vile people reside in, in this forsaken place you will find dramas every 5 seconds, 14 year old people who get offended at the slightest of things, pedophiles, zoophiles and more than the eye could see.
Tom: Hey, I just made an account on Twitter!
Alex: You have created a big mistake dude, delete your account this instant. NOW!
by imp fuck2 April 27, 2022
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Stan Twitter

Videos that are seemingly "aesthetic", "family-friendly", and "enjoyable" to watch. Sometimes people go to the darkest, deepest sites on the Internet just for "entertainment purposes only".
omg, have you seen the latest Stan Twitter videos today?

Stan Twitter isn't for kids sometimes, guys.
by mewndanemeat October 9, 2022
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Twitter

It is a categorization of social media site best applied to any social media site that largely resembles the user interface of the site X (formerly known as twitter). By this, the social media site must also be restrictive in its posting parameters to the degree or near enough to the degree that X (formerly known as twitter) used to have before its current rebranding and restructuring by the current owner.
"I used all my twitters to shoot out a tweet about the whole thing...y'know Instagram, Facebook, X, Yak...etc"
by WWRRD August 4, 2023
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twitter

1: whats twitter?
2: have you been living under a rock your entire life
by idontknowyouiwillrickrollyou January 2, 2023
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twitter whore

someone who constantly updates their twitter feed, often times with the most random crap
person 1: hey, did you see Jonny's tweet?
person 2: which one? he's such a twitter whore
by februfrog January 2, 2015
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Twitter

A sceptic tank that hasn't been cleaned since it's installation.
Honey the toilet is overflowing with shit for the 26th time this week!

Maybe consider finally getting the Twitter cleaned out?
by YourAverageInternetUser June 26, 2023
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