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supporting the wall 

When you are out, but instead of enjoying yourself you proceed to lean against the wall, a pillar, etc. Usually with some alcoholic beverage and/or a cigarette.
Lisa: Oh my! I am having such a great time, are you alone here by the way?

John: Nah, my friend Paul came along, but he is only supporting the wall!

Shooting The Wall 

When a parent, generally a Dad, tries to show off to your mates about how good he is at playing Black Ops. Having never played before, he spends the whole level unable to move about and "shooting the wall".
Teenager 1: Your Dad was well funny playing Black Ops, what a wasteman, he couldn't shoot or shank nothin man
Teenager 2: Yeah, he spent the whole game "shooting the wall" init blud...
Shooting The Wall by Jon66 January 19, 2013

painting the wickets 

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.
Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.

Sam The Whale

A whale that migrated from Dubai to Los angels. And is known for being a fat whale with microscopic genitals. Sam The Whale could travel long distance to visit his family, But would rather travel with his friends. Sam The Whale is known for his unique sounds that intrigued females. Sam The Whale has many siblings, but his most favorite is Alex.
Sam The Whales unique sound is similar to a seal.

drinks from the warm tap 

Yeah, he drinks from the warm tap...

hump of the week 

Wednesday; the midway point of the working week. Once over the hump, it's a downhill cruise to the weekend.
Jacob: Hump of the week!
Karen: Yeah, just two more days to go...