Rather than refering to masturbation, the iron 5 knuckle pron shuffle refers to:
1)getting fisted by a large man/a group of men
2) getting completely obliterated by an obviously stronger person/force; Synonyms- Pwned, Owned, Destroyed
1)getting fisted by a large man/a group of men
2) getting completely obliterated by an obviously stronger person/force; Synonyms- Pwned, Owned, Destroyed
Guy 1 :So I was playing Ninja gaiden and-
Guy 2 : lemme guess, they did the iron five knuckle pron shuffle?
Guy 1 : I fucking hate you
Guy 2 : lemme guess, they did the iron five knuckle pron shuffle?
Guy 1 : I fucking hate you
by Senor Bear July 26, 2007
Get the iron five knuckle pron shuffle mug.the act of "muffing" (can be normal or pertain to a sexual act or her being a SMUT) it that is partook by a slutty (and or drunk) girl.
nick- "i saw you talking to that girl last night at the bar. how many hours did it take her to pronounce her first full sentence of the night? did you give her your cash and prizes by the end of the night?"
travis-"yea but she thought it was a good idea to try and blow me while she was taking off her panties. she got them stuck around her ankles fell forward, gagged on my cock vomited on the hardwood floor and slipped hit her head and didnt get up. she was there when i left this morning too i hope she isnt there when i get home."
Nick- "man she smuffed it so hard she may never recover hahaha"
travis-"yea but she thought it was a good idea to try and blow me while she was taking off her panties. she got them stuck around her ankles fell forward, gagged on my cock vomited on the hardwood floor and slipped hit her head and didnt get up. she was there when i left this morning too i hope she isnt there when i get home."
Nick- "man she smuffed it so hard she may never recover hahaha"
by ucsmut February 22, 2010
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For a song or even movie clip to "shuffle on" is for it to appear on a randomised playlist (which is said to be "shuffled").
See also shuffle
For a song or even movie clip to "shuffle on" is for it to appear on a randomised playlist (which is said to be "shuffled").
See also shuffle
by crabbadon July 6, 2007
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That Sluffalufagus only has three traffic tickets for the month, someone must have been speeding in the deck.
by L. Bogert December 13, 2007
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Get the smufficate mug.The technical definition of the opposite of butterface: a member of the more feminine sex who's face is more attractive than her body.
Guy A: "You know that girl Lindsay Lohan? Dude, she is the only girl to ever transfer left to right along the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."
Guy B: "In what way?"
Guy A: "Well her body was really smoking, and her face wasn't that great in comparison, but when she did drugs, she went all emaciated sudanese on us and her face never looked better by comparison."
by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010
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