Canadian steamer ham sandwich

When you put your dick between two slices of whole wheat bread and at the same time you shit on a girls chest and she films it.

She was crazy, she asked for a Canadian steamer ham sandwich.

by zsherm February 25, 2007

strafe

to have a hard sex with a girl

i want to strafe my girlfriend tonight.

by Uche January 25, 2008

stamets road

A climbing road in New Jersey, in Hunterdon County, near the Delaware River with panoramic views of Pennsyltucky.

The Birthplace of the famous Kittlin clan.

NASCAR fans and unibrows are prevalent.

Those damn cats from Stamets Road are pooping in my garden!

by Zonetrap November 29, 2007

Strategic Crashery

a crash in which the result is positive or the crashee gains something i.e. respect from peers and audience

i used strategic crashery to get on the roof

by frank's_place January 23, 2011

Steamed Carrot

Girls farts on guys P*nus while spooning
also known as the fork fart

"I just steamed your carrot, HAHAHA"
"Thats was a boiled steamed carrot"

by forklifter90 August 12, 2012

Steamed Crabs

To shit or fart on your partners crab infested pubes.

"I totally farted on that dudes junk during a lap dance and gave him Steamed Crabs."

by Bleedingoak November 2, 2012

Strategy Jerk

The act of pulling root several hours before anticipated/scheduled coitus, effectively lessening the chances of premature ejaculation during the coital act.

Brad: Me and Angelina haven't fucked in a week since she's been on the rag. She just told me she wants me to take her to pound town tonight, and I'm worried that im gonna nut in precisely 3 thrusts.

Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.

Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?

Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.

Brad: You sir, are a genius.

by cvaccFF December 21, 2014