Smash n Grab

A quick but unelegant burglary or theft.

"You want me to perform a smash n' grab at London-Freaking-Yard!?" - Lupin The 3rd

by J/P August 1, 2005

Alabama Hulk Smash

The art of inserting your left hand into your partner's (preferably a woman) anus, and your right into her vaginal cavity. You then lift her up into the air, and whilst you yell "HULK SMASH!", violently throwing her to the ground. This provides intence pleasure for both partners.

Guy 1:"Dude, I had the best time last night with Michelle."
Guy 2:"Cleveland steamroller?"
Guy 1:"Nah. Alabama Hulk Smash."

by Lin Min Yeng June 9, 2015

super smash bros

The best motherfucking game ever!Literally heaven in a game.

Hey do you play super smash bros???

Me: um do you mean do I play with the gods in heaven??? Then yea i do.

by Pika2005 November 6, 2017

Face smashing phone

Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.

Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.

by kaiser vinny July 11, 2006

Early Bird Smash

A process in which one isolates him or her self for one night, abandoning sleep and guaranteeing a hellish next day, in the name of doing all homework, studying, or stressful, pressing matters, in a burst of tired glory. Not recommended for amateurs.

My first Early Bird Smash this semester was yesterday. Today was hell but I finished 6 assignments and aced a Physics test.

by Cyan_Pile July 24, 2016

Smashed the carry button

To absolutely go off and put the whole squad on your back. When one person is the sole reason the team succeeds.

Example 1:
Jeff: “Sicko mode” is a banger, but it’d be way worse without the Drake part.
Melvin: Yeah Bro, he lowkey smashed the carry button.

Example 2:
Dustin: Ay, did you boys catch a vicroy last night?
Jamaal: Fuck yeah dawg, and Marcus had 19 kills.
Dustin: Damn, that boy smashed the carry button.

by DeadHorse00 July 3, 2020

smash my grill

Wanting to recieve, rough, oral sex

Megan: Bob is so hot, I think I want him to smash my grill in.

by rnnrdad July 1, 2018