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Individuals that consume prescription lithium, whose side effects result in lethargy, cognitive slowing, and dulling of personality.
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Individuals that consume prescription lithium, whose side effects result in lethargy, cognitive slowing, and dulling of personality.
Justin has turned into a lithium sloth ever since he started taking Lithobid. He reminds of of Eeyore from Winnie-the-Pooh.
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Yeah, but it was inevitable. She got the pimp slot.
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