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simp hunter

Girls that try very hard to profit from simps by putting stuff such as gamer girl in their bio and showing themselves off.
A: Someone gift me in fortnite im a gamergirl i need it

B: ur such a simp hunter
by Proofed September 14, 2020
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simp

s=super
i=intense
m=minecraft
p=player
;) your a simp
by ;) 🍝🍇 June 15, 2021
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gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.
Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.
by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008
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SIMP

-A person who fronts in front of his boys that he's not pussy whipped, but when he's with his girl, he drops the homies and hang out with his girl all day... Buying her everything, dissing the homies when they call, cupcaking all day, and just not doing anything but being with his girl.
Man that dude Bora Chom is the biggest Simp in simp history, never picking up his call and dissing his homies.
by Rigoberto Nazariya May 5, 2011
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jessica simpson

a dumb blonde who got cosmetic surgery on her face.
by Quenetteo October 4, 2005
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The Simpsons

A show that is now irrelevent and largely unfunny. It was easily one of the best entertainment diversions of the 90s, but it has experienced since then its very own "das profoundis": it didn't know when to quit.
Simp. sin. ins. are. real. shi-t-e-e-e-e-sung to the tune of the theme music with the Es representing the beginning of the end of the song
"The Simpsons will be right back"
by Shellyden December 11, 2008
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Simpsons did it

A magic wand waved by a fan of a particular show to make accusations that that show ripped off another show disappear.

The line originally appeared on a South Park episode in which a foolish character kept shooting down another's ideas, dismissing them as ones the Simpsons originated, a point he made by annoyingly shouting "Simpsons did it!" The character was straightened out by a wiser character who explained that the Simpsons itself borrowed from other shows--the implicit premise being that everyone steals so no one should complain about it. The unfortunate result is that many people who look to South Park to know what their opinions are, now think that it's foolish to call people on plagiarism.

Now the line can be used more generally to ridicule anyone who points out that an episode of one show is similar to an episode of an older show.
Simpsons fan: Hey, that South Park episode is awfully similar to an episode of The Simpsons that aired last year.

South Park fan: Yeah, whatever. 'Simpsons did it!!! Simpsons did it!!!' That's what you sound like. Ha ha!
by Fusion Hungry Bagel Planet September 21, 2009
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