scalacious

something 327492873984720384 times more amazing than uberphantasmagorical. no more, no less.

it is a definite adjective.

"327492873984720384 is pretty scalacious compared to 1. in fact, it is scalacious. there is no comparison."

by rufuss888 January 9, 2008

scaley mocus

a nasty growth on skin that grows quikly and has a foul oder

Haley woke up to find that some scaley mocus had grown on her face over night.

by BigdaddyBJR August 28, 2009

Scalivanting

Running amok

After eating many sweets the kids were scalivanting around the room

by tomfoolarey August 4, 2010

scaleitis

When an individual's skin becomes so dry it starts to resemble scales of a reptile, it is known simply as scaleitis

Hawthy's skin is rougher than sand paper, he must have some scaleitis going on!

by Tflair November 26, 2010

Scal Swagg

(Adj.) The mentality and swagger of a large Ginger who is bad at sports.
(N.) A feeling of undeserved accomplishment as a result of poor athletic ability and leeching off of your talented teammates. Commonly found in Boston, Chicago, and New Jersey regions.

I knew that guy had Scal Swagg because he was sitting on the bench, pumping his fists when his teammates didn't have the ball, and was dressed in a Mens Warehouse Clearance suit.

by The real Red Rocket May 28, 2011

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A Scale formulated by, largely, the male population designed to quantify the attractiveness of a female human being in intervals of 1 - 10. 1 being very unattractive, and 10 being on the level of goddess.

Billy: "Hey Bill, you see that woman over there?"
Bill: "Yeah Billy, I do. What about her?"
Billy: "Well Bill, I'd say she's a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine 10 on my '1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale'"
Bill: "WEEE dawgy, how's about that? I agree with ya, she's a 10 to me too!"
Billy: "AALLLLLLRIGHT ;) ma man"

by zorbrantheconqueror September 30, 2016

10 point relationship scale

1:holding hands
2:hugging
3:holding hands
4:kiss on cheek
5:kiss on lips
6:making out
7:touching eachothers body parts (boobs, butt, penis, etc.)
8:7 but with clothes off
9:oral sex
10:sexual intercourse

Guy 1: Hey how far did you and your girlfriend get in the 10 point relationship scale?

Guy 2: On the 10 point relationship scale we got to 5! :D

by gratata69 February 20, 2017