retard chariot

4 wheeler A.K.A. Quad

He parked his retard chariot at the top of the hill, right in my path!

by Peoples Lizard March 31, 2008

Half Retard

Someone who is stupid to the extent of haveing one-too-many chromosomes, but phenomenomely has no genetic or mental diseases to give the person the excuse for being so goddamn stupid.

There are alot of Half Retards on this site. So how about instead of bitching tell me how to correctly spell phenomenomely in a creative degraading way.

by Madd Jester December 16, 2004

retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?

Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?

by Icbat December 11, 2008

retardation

"wreg rthyh ujhrh ikg j"
Talking like this shows clear signs of retardation
Moving your hands in various unidentifiable motions is a byproduct of having retardation.
People with retardation always deny being retarded.

Retardation explaination: "wreg rthyh ujhrh ikg j"

by Milan L June 8, 2007

situational awareness retard

anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.

"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."

by ben d October 23, 2005

Retard

anyone who plays runescape.

runescape is for retards.

by ruinescape 10 12 2007 June 27, 2008

retarded

The reason people that make my life as uncomfortable as can be exist.

YOU'RE RETARDED!GO AWAY,RETARD!

by This Is A fuck win February 14, 2017