Proctor

When an individual or several people engage in behaviour likened unto ADD or downsyndrome.

Omg he thinks that cheese curing is cool... such a proctor

by spasmodamorphism May 14, 2006

Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.

I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

procrasterbate

1. To take physical and mental pleasure in procrastinating

2. Putting things off while realizing that it feels good, but you're really only screwing yourself.

In an effort to procrasterbate, I alphabetized my roommate's CD collection and made an ASCII art wall hanging of Van Gogh's ear. In color.
...I am so screwed.

by myrddins January 9, 2006

Procrasturbate

To intentionally delay male orgasm during masturbation. For whatever reason

I had a lunch at two:thirty. It was fifteen past the hour, so i procrasturbated under my desk.

by flakey ass February 26, 2009

Thot Process

Thot process - Verb
Definition: The process of picking out the skankiest, most revealing outfit you can find to catch the attention of a suitor that is suitable for a gold digger.

Brittany looked at her closet thinking to herself that wearing underwear would not go with her painted on leggings, crop top shirt with breasts spilling out and 6 inch stripper stilettos. When her outfit was put on, the thot process was complete.

by All the Lulz May 26, 2017

Procrastination

Procrastination is like masturbation. It may feel good at the time but in the end you're fucking yourself.

Dude, I had to do a seven page paper last night, but my nightly procrastination got in the way.

by huntingmike111 August 16, 2009

Procida

Loud-breathing math teacher whose catch phrases range from "OOOOH BABY" to "W00000000WWWW!" and "HEY LOUISE!!!! LOOK HOW LOW THESE TEST SCORES ARE!"

"Is that a freight train or Procida trying to breathe?"

"I failed my Procida test because I couldn't hear the lessons over his breathing."

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003