lumpy potato

1. A man with a fat, mishapen penis.

My sister went out with him until she saw his lumpy potato.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

mashed potatoes

A potato, mashed

If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.

by Matt January 25, 2004

Aids potato

A derogatory term for an Irish traveller.

We must get onto the council, some of those Aids Potatoes have only gone and parked their caravans in the local school sports field. House prices are sure to plummet.

by Ned's atomic wastebin November 20, 2009

bed potato

Someone so lazy they can't be bothered to go to the couch.

My roommate called me a bed potato becaues on my day off I just stay in bed.

by BedfordshireResident March 15, 2009

small potatoes

Something that is of small importance or is little.

From the Show "Dead Like Me":

MASON: Are you going to finish those hashbrowns?
ROXIE: Probably not
(takes them from her plate and eats them. Roxie stabs him with her
knife but he movs his hand just in time)
MASON: Fucking bloody hell
ROXIE: I'm outta here
MASON: Did you see that? I mean just because I wanted some of her hashbrowns
RUBE: I was there
MASON: I've never seen such violence over such small potatoes
RUBE: Oh, that was almost clever
MASON: Why was almost clever Rube?
RUBE: The thing about the hashbrowns being small potatoes
MASON: I don't get it. because hashbrowns are small potatoes
RUBE: Never mind

by Jason12 September 23, 2008

Queer Potato

An enormous homosexual who just lies around.

Hey Denzel, help me find my hamster you fucken' queer potato. Damn.

by Bray 'n Clay March 5, 2004

Aids potato

When one of your mates with aids helps you to cook and they cut themselves peeling potatoes

Dude? Wtf? You just bled all over my food, I'm gonna have to throw this aids potato in the bin!

by Iate1 November 20, 2009