cuffed her muff

the act of cuping a woman's vagina or grabbbing it.

Lisa walked up to me looking very horny, so I cuffed her muff to feel how wet she was.

by joeysito December 18, 2008

a muff

Short for muffin top or a women’s overhang due to her being overweight and trying to squeeze into tight jeans.also could be use to define a women’s fatter upper pussy area.

when she puts those pants on she has a muff because they’re too tight.

by JBsmoove June 17, 2018

fuzzy muff

ripped, as in sence of finished
lit translaton:hariy pussy

the apple has turned into a fuzzy muff

by Salar August 5, 2003

mummy muff

a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.

*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun

Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."

Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."

by E. B. MacNaughton January 5, 2009

crusty muff

A woman who has not wiped her pussy for a long time so she gets crusty flaps

Wow Barry's nan has a crusty muff

by Thefamms March 24, 2016

tuff muff

a butch ass dyke lesbian. usually dressed in doc martins, flannel shits, sporting the mullet, has both nose and tongue piercing combined with visibly noticable tattoes to show how bad ass she is. they call thier tongues the lesbo tallywacker. tuff muff tattoed on your knuckles is the extreme case. trust me, i work with one. during sex they are usually the giver not the taker. she wears the strap on everytime, or she is always the stronger of the scissoring action. they love to pick fights with men by calling them breeders or camel foot.

look, that butch dyke is going to kick that dudes ass! she's trying to rip his tea bags right out of his pants! note to self "do not mess with that tuff muff unless you want to get into leglock and your face will be right next to her camel toe"

by HOT POCKET STOMPER April 3, 2009

mexican muff burger

It is when a girl eats to many burgers before sex (2). When her and her partner start she instantly goes on her period. The first woman to have this happen was Mexican.

She had so many burgers she pulled a Mexican muff burger

by Fridge-nugget March 14, 2014