cheeky monkey

Term used to define sexual our witty comment made in jest. Cheeky means you are flippant, have too much lip or are a bit of a smart arse! Generally you are considered to be a bit cheeky if you have an answer for everything and always have the last word.

Cheeky - "Eee you cheeky monkey" was what my mother said to me all the time when I was a kid.

by www.hikikomori.tv February 17, 2005

cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by Joe October 20, 2003

monkey penis

The penis of a monkey...

Mike: Hey is that a monkey penis?

John: Yeah.

by Mr. Wibble April 26, 2008

monkey foot

A blow job that is so good, one of the feet stretch out and the toes curl in imitation of a monkey's foot. Usually accompanied by an outstretched arm with clenched fingers.

She sucked me off so good, I had monkey foot going on.

by Lucreza Borgia February 01, 2007

Golden Monkey

A sexual act in which one throws feces at their partner and then washes it off by urinating on them.

Lianne can't get enough of the Golden Monkey, so we had to buy a tarp for the bedroom.

by Douche Davies January 01, 2009

Slut Monkey

A woman skilled at using both hands and feet to please multiple partners at the same time.

All six of them are in the bedroom fucking that slut monkey.

by MBC April 01, 2003

Monkey Deuce

Dropping a load (deuce) either in your hand or on the ground then flinging it at those around you. Best if flung at unsuspecting spectators. Also, a term used to describe a messy situation or a clusterfuck. Bonus cred for performing the act over merely using the term.

That meeting was the biggest monkey deuce I've ever seen.

by IWillFlipOut January 04, 2008