cheeky monkey

Term used to define sexual our witty comment made in jest. Cheeky means you are flippant, have too much lip or are a bit of a smart arse! Generally you are considered to be a bit cheeky if you have an answer for everything and always have the last word.

Cheeky - "Eee you cheeky monkey" was what my mother said to me all the time when I was a kid.

by www.hikikomori.tv February 16, 2005

cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by Joe October 19, 2003

monkey penis

The penis of a monkey...

Mike: Hey is that a monkey penis?

John: Yeah.

by Mr. Wibble April 26, 2008

monkey foot

A blow job that is so good, one of the feet stretch out and the toes curl in imitation of a monkey's foot. Usually accompanied by an outstretched arm with clenched fingers.

She sucked me off so good, I had monkey foot going on.

by Lucreza Borgia February 3, 2007

Golden Monkey

A sexual act in which one throws feces at their partner and then washes it off by urinating on them.

Lianne can't get enough of the Golden Monkey, so we had to buy a tarp for the bedroom.

by Douche Davies January 1, 2009

Slut Monkey

A woman skilled at using both hands and feet to please multiple partners at the same time.

All six of them are in the bedroom fucking that slut monkey.

by MBC April 1, 2003

cube monkey

one who works in a cubicle

John doesn't have an office at his job, he is a cube monkey

by chazz drizzler April 5, 2007