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black bag job

A covert operation to illegally gain enterance to a targeted building or residence to aquire Files and documents.
man 1) We suspect that the mole is Alex. All we need is some hard shit to bust his ass.
Man 2) I already got a green light for a Black Bag. Ill have a team down at his house tonight.
by Striker7x February 12, 2005
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Champagne Hand Job

When a girl is giving you a hand job, and right when you are about to finish, she puts her thumb over the tip, spraying it everywhere, and leaving some stuck in the chamber. It'll come out in an hour, but probably sting.
Holy shit that girl just gave me a champagne hand job, and some got stuck in the champber!
by Richard Brownell May 8, 2010
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brick job

(verb)

1. An act of building or masonry which primarily involves bricks.

2. A word people who know the true meaning of brickjob use to make those unaware of its definition believe they are referring to something sexual.
"I got Ashton to give me a brick job... It's lookin' good..."
by Ashton Barter July 2, 2008
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Han job

A Han job is a small Chinese assassin who sneaks through cracks in the wall.
Better watch it or they'll give a Han job!
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
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brow job

When a guy goes to get a hair cut and has his eyebrows trimmed to a reasonable length.
Hey your hair cut looks good !
Thanks, Katie does an awesome job and she always give me a great brow job.
by J Scotts December 8, 2009
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Blow Job Twins

The act of giving blow jobs and whoring in pairs. Often the girls are good friends and not very intellegent. Blow Job Twins are best when put in pairs of farm girl and whore.
Girls that are a part of a blow job 'twinage' lose many of their past friends. Throughout their school they will be known as whores even by the grade 12s who have nothing to do with them. When someone mentions one of the twins, the other comes up soon after aswell.
Blow Job Twins have also been known to finger one another when together. No boy in his right mind would want to date a girl that is part of a blow job twin.
Ex. 1
Guy: Hey did you hear about Talen and Jessica ?
Guy2: Ya their a couple of Blow Job Twins

Ex. 2
Girl: OMG ! here come the blow job twins !
by teachergotablowjob December 20, 2009
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Hand-Job Bandit

A large, fat, ugly and un-attractive female who preys on drunk teenagers. She waits until said drunk teen passes out at a party where she begins to deliver a handjob to the unexpecting young man. The man then either wakes up and gets rid of the Bandit, or just rolls with it and trys to keep it a secret from all of his friends.

The HJB can also be referred to in numerical form, by using the letters 8-10-2H=8 J=10 B=2
"Oh man, did you hear? Snake got attacked by the Hand-Job Bandit last night!"

"Dont pass out tonight boys.. here comes the HJB."

"Heads up fellas, i just caught word of the 8-10-2 coming to town."
by Ceegster July 5, 2009
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