jack shack

Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a jack shack is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: whackatorium

He had only been in Iraq for a week, but he had already built an intricate and comfortable jack shack.

by Barchack April 13, 2008

jacking off

Jacking off is after you play withself and can't hold back the pleasure and excitement you just created playing with your self, then you cum.

I love to play with myself while looking at pics of girls on the internet. I can do this for hours and really love it. I like to put rubber bands around my balls, they make them bounce around alot while jacking and feeels real good to me. I like girls to watch me play with myself also , mostly they just laugh, especially when I can't hold back any more and finish playing by jacking off. Watching me cum, they laugh alot , I love it.

by Jacking July 3, 2007

turtle jacking

When you are fingering a girl's ass and find the head of a turd. You manipulate the turd in order to hit regions otherwise unattainable by a finger and bring her to orgasm.

Being finger deep in a girl's ass and pushing around the turd to get her to orgasm.

by Anderson and Wakefield June 3, 2005

jack harlow

underrated.

my football skills are jack harlow !

by andre Nickatina February 11, 2021

hit the jack

when someone is refering to their phone/cell phone as the jack otherwise "Call the phone/cell"

yo, am out hit the jack if u need me.

by K00L AiD December 12, 2008

jackington

1. a Snobbishly aloof person.
2. High-class; exclusive.

The origination of this is from an episode of the simpsons where Bart defends Lisa from a student at a high class private school:
Bart: "Back off Jack!"
Rich Kid: "It's Jackington."

Take a look at that jackington double-parking his benz.

by Kevin M August 23, 2006

apple jack defense

The apple jack defense is responding to a question with "it just is".

"You know how in the Apple Jack commercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."

by zee July 9, 2006