viagra goggles

phenomenon, similar to beer goggles, in which one's taking of the tablet causes the desire to engage the closest individual in sexual relations to relieve said desires

After his viagra kicked in, Hugh couldn't wait to meet up with his mistress and began yanking it in the men's bathroom while staring at his co-workers, later blaming the incident on 'viagra goggles.'

by Brandon Bowers December 14, 2008

siberian goggles

when a males sweaty balls come upon a girls eyes while she is sleeping

i gave dat bitch some siberian goggles

by hippyslay3r April 7, 2007

Goggins

An act that is retarded.

I was trying to put my coat on and banged into a shelf causing the contents to collapse onto the floor of the public library. I totally did a Goggins.

by Yvri Marklov February 16, 2009

the van gogh

when giving it to your girl in missionary, cum on her chest and as she is sitting there smear it around on her chest and then as she is looking and wondering what you are doing smack it and watch the juices fly!

Came up with this a few weeks ago while with my girl. she didnt think it was to funny until a little later but its a crowd pleaser to be sure.

"oh, oh, oh.... im gonna cum...."

"not inside me"
"ok.... (smiles)"
{cums on chest, smears, and...}
SMACK!!!! fun for all.
then scream "ITS THE VAN GOGH BEOTCH!!!"

by very very wrong August 29, 2009

arabian goggle

to sit on someone's face with one's testicles while pressing your anus against the forehead, thus making a brown "o" shape.

man, you ahould have seen the arabian goggle i gave julie. she had a brown ring on her forehead for hours.

by marie May 15, 2004

camp goggles

after a week o so at camp everyone look good, epecially he ones that don't

dude you got with her? gross!

yea, i kow i had my camp goggles on

by oopsalot June 4, 2010

Obama Goggles

A condition causing people to think that Obama secretly believes everything they believe, but is pretending to be a conservative, pro-war, wall street crony, just to get re-elected.

"Obama is just saying and doing these things to get re-elected."

"Uh, dude, take off your Obama Goggles."

by punk patriot August 28, 2011