Birth Control Glasses

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

Tina Fey Glasses

1) Horn rimmed or otherwise very nerdy eye glasses, typically characterized as something worn by librarians, naughty secretaries, or US Vice Presidential candidates.
2) Perceived by some to be the modern day equivalent of "F Me Pumps," especially when worn by extraordinarily beautiful professional women who are smart, funny and successful.

"I'm wearing my Tina Fey Glasses so I'll look extra hot at the party tonight!"

by My2wins October 29, 2008

gass nair

Gay ass nigger

Shut up gass nair

by Niqqer beater February 3, 2019

Glasses Jasses Superbrasses

1. A lesser known film and TV trope, where a woman is not perceived to be attractive unless she is wearing glasses.

2. Someone who wears non-prescription glasses for fashion reasons.

John is such a hipster, with his lensless glasses. He's like Glasses Jasses Superbrasses!

Rainham Cool Club does not admit Glasses Jasses Superbrasses tryhards - you can't just buy splankers and put it on your face, man!

by DogfinderGeneral October 29, 2020

glanshandler

An overzealous masturbator who takes any opportunity to grab himself, even in public.

That compulsive glanshandler should have a disorder named after him.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

glassdick

A crack pipe.

Damn, she needs to check herself into rehab and stop sucking on that glassdick.

by Tyson April 2, 2003

Steven Glansberg

That kid who sits alone at lunch every day, eating his dessert.

From "Superbad".

Seth: Alright, let's stop this and just go get some dessert.
Evan: No, I can't. I gotta...go meet my counselor, I'm picking out my classes for next year.
Seth: ...what? So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I'm fuckin' Steven Glansberg?
*points at Glansberg*
Evan: I guess...yeah...I mean, what do you want me to do?

by Radiotheatre September 26, 2007