fontrum

The situation in which one is a third party observer to a so greatly embarrassing situation that the observer is uncomfortable.

1)Watching movies like Meet the parents can be a fontrum. It goes so bad for Greg that you feel uncomfortable.

by BrockIII September 22, 2005

y-fronts

old-fashioned underpants so called because the fly is made up of an upside down Y shape allowing quick access but still affording cover

Chris "Y-fronts" B***** MP was so excited by Tony's first election victory that he lowered his trousers in public and started masturbating, while singing Things Can Only Get Better and inviting men to perform oral sex on him.
Call me old-fashioned, but what's wrong with a glass of champagne

by theWestHamfan December 15, 2003

fronting

Misrepresenting yourself, in regards to what you have or how you feel.

Ellen from Walnut Creek is a cool girl but she stays fronting.

by Oz November 25, 2002

MC Frontalot

The rapper that fronts the most.

The most is how much I front. It's...it's the amount.

by Banjooie December 13, 2003

Faux Fronts

Fake gold teeth that poor fake or faux wannabe gangsta rappers wear to look like rich wannabe gangsta rappers.

Fat Ed - yo dawg your gold teeth are peeling..

Skinny D - Word, I shouldn't have bought these damn faux fronts off that guy in the street.

by DMP June 24, 2005

fontanoon

to pass gas in while lounging in the bathe tub and bite the arising bubbles

by Bridget the midget September 13, 2003

Full frontal Hug

When a girl squeezes her boobs into your chest while leaning forward for a hug.

Dude man i got a full frontal hug from Sally today.mmmmm

by nice18 September 12, 2009