The Father/Tortuga

Someone who in life has failed to achieve certain goals in the area of scoring babes and his future now holds in him being a priest, hence his middle name "the father." The tortuga reference, tortuga being the spanish word for turtle, further implies a paranoia and fear of failure when around females and when he freaks out he tends to become a toruga, and proceed to hide himself inside his shell.

Random Dude: That guy is just freakin out with those hot chicks around him.

Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".

by tarduno May 12, 2011

Eskimo Father

One of your friends who has fucked your mother.

Hey Josh, I fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as Eskimo father.

by league fan August 29, 2013

coke father

A stupid white kid named sam

Man that kid in math is a coke father

by Yeetsjdh39 December 1, 2016

African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.

Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.

by wowmandude January 9, 2017

grandpa father

the guy that unloaded his load in your grandma, aswell as in your mother

grandpa father is defined as: because my grandpa is my father im mentally retarded, but still more intelligent than every fuckboy that is reading this now

by datboroboy January 15, 2017

premarital father

A male in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.

I'm practically his father, but his mother and I are not married yet, so I'm his premarital father.

by notathriftshopper June 6, 2017

true father

A father who has always been there no matter what a father is a person you can always look up to.A true father cares about you , although a father may be a douche at some points he is trying to protect you.

True fathers are great

by Ana1492 February 21, 2018