A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.
My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.
by An actual parent May 23, 2019
When Amy discovered her forsythia bushes were cut back by an upset neighbor she went on Facebook jihad to educate the neighborhood about the wrong done.
by ratco June 15, 2015
I found out my high school choir director had died when I saw my friends were sitting Facebook Shiva for him.
by SFA2ai September 28, 2011
A new online dating platform created by Facebook to control even more aspects of your life. Only use this service if you like fat chicks and single moms!
by Workin mans April 23, 2020
An uncommon occurrence when facebook becomes unbearably slow or unavailable, which some comedians claim increases productivity in offices but in reality only results in frustration, impatience, and the f5 key gathering more fingerprints in a day than it normally does all month.
A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.
A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.
A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.
A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.
A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.
A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.
There was a major facebook downtime today, we thought about using the time to do something productive at work but ended up on googling stuff and spamming twitter instead.
by JiminyJoan September 23, 2010
by fat marie April 15, 2009
Facebook Incendiary: NOUN, often shortened to FBI
1. one who is obsessed with gaining recognition for clever, witty, or deep musings.
2. one who can never achieve definition 1
3. often cannot spell, this renders them irritating to SPELLING and GRAMMAR POLICE
4. the odour of chan4 lingers around them.
1. one who is obsessed with gaining recognition for clever, witty, or deep musings.
2. one who can never achieve definition 1
3. often cannot spell, this renders them irritating to SPELLING and GRAMMAR POLICE
4. the odour of chan4 lingers around them.
Did you just see Conor Henry's latest status?
Yeah bro, he's such a Facebook Incendiary--it's annoying, but i like it.
Yeah bro, he's such a Facebook Incendiary--it's annoying, but i like it.
by thekidwiththevoice March 18, 2011