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Nursing home fart

A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.

Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.

Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.

He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
by Jrubadub October 14, 2010
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Hot egg fart

A hot fart exuded after one has digested eggs. Hot egg farts also smell like eggs.
by Miniseries August 9, 2003
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onion fart

A fart that stinks so bad that it causes the eyes of those unlucky enough to smell it to tear up. Also known to be one of the densest of all farts- it takes about 5-6 minutes for the smell to dissipate.
Gross! Sammy just let out an onion fart!
by Shawn B. June 27, 2003
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Soda Fart

A fart produced after consuming vast amounts of soda.

Soda Farts are generally loud unless you're suppressing it in some way, but even then they make a rumbling noise unlike any other fart.

They are also known for their length, sometimes lasting several seconds.

Finally, the smell is more putrid than other farts, and will plague your area for a long time after it has been released.
After drinking large amounts of soda, I released one of the most brutal farts ever. It lasted for nearly 3 seconds, and smelled of death. This is the soda fart that they warned me about.
by deathwish124 April 29, 2009
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Fart Sniffer

Someone who is so pretentious they enjoy the smell of their own farts.
People from San Francisco is made up of Fart Sniffers
by Denverkid November 28, 2009
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Dog Fart

One of the foulest odors known to man. Occasionally known to be lethal. As many other poisonous creatures, dogs are also immune to their own toxic odor. And typically are unaware of releasing said toxin. As it makes no audible sound upon its release.
Guy 1: Dude! That was one nasty dog fart!

Guy 2: We better get out of here.
by The Killer Squirrel June 24, 2009
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Sample Fart

Is when you let go a sample of a fart to see if it smells bad before you let it all out...
I let go a sample fart in the elevator to see if i could let go the rest.
by hmlv October 24, 2009
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