A fart produced after consuming vast amounts of soda.

Soda Farts are generally loud unless you're suppressing it in some way, but even then they make a rumbling noise unlike any other fart.

They are also known for their length, sometimes lasting several seconds.

Finally, the smell is more putrid than other farts, and will plague your area for a long time after it has been released.

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