The sweetest guy anyone could ever have the chance to meet. A very strong person that is toff on the outside but inside has a sweet and kind heart. Sort of resembles a little baby kapuchean monkey, and a huge smile with bordering dimples that makes heats melt. I'm lucky to have a man like him. I love you boo. :)
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To be David Bowie'd means that a man has either:
1. Worn tights without underpants such that the details of their genitals are nearly completely visible to you while you aren't expecting it or,
2. Pulled their pants up so high that said genital details are visible to you.
History
David Bowie was a rocker, famous mostly in the '80's, who wore tight pants (i.e. tights). His pants were so tight it looked like someone crammed squirrel brains down the front of them. His moose knuckles can be seen in almost every photo of him. For an excellent visual example watch the movie "The Labyrinth". If you do ;however, be aware that you will be David Bowie'd.
1. Worn tights without underpants such that the details of their genitals are nearly completely visible to you while you aren't expecting it or,
2. Pulled their pants up so high that said genital details are visible to you.
History
David Bowie was a rocker, famous mostly in the '80's, who wore tight pants (i.e. tights). His pants were so tight it looked like someone crammed squirrel brains down the front of them. His moose knuckles can be seen in almost every photo of him. For an excellent visual example watch the movie "The Labyrinth". If you do ;however, be aware that you will be David Bowie'd.
John: "BRO!"
Bryan: **with his pants drawn up as high as they will go** "You've been David Bowie'd, John!"
Bryan: **with his pants drawn up as high as they will go** "You've been David Bowie'd, John!"
by SPC Nobody March 6, 2012
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NOTE: David Hasselhoff would not be seen with Gumby. Ever. Maybee Pokey, but never Gumby.
NOTE: David Hasselhoff would not be seen with Gumby. Ever. Maybee Pokey, but never Gumby.
by App2daSauce February 5, 2009
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guy 2: yeah, worst hour of my day !!!
guy 1: he should retire...
guy 2: no ! he should die
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guy 1: he should retire...
guy 2: no ! he should die
by tekken_5 April 16, 2006
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