Dad joke

The highest form of humor to ever grace the planet.It is so elite that not everyone understands.

*Real life example*
Dad: listen to this funny joke
Me: ok… go ahead
Dad: a white horse in a mud puddle
Me: that’s not funny
Dad: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: that is such a dad joke
Dad: *still laughing* well I keep it in my dada base BAJAJAJAJAJAJ

by Zozi May 16, 2023

Your Dad

He isnt here. Hes not sorry either. Your mom should have gotten an abortion and hed still be here. Its all your fault. Thats why your mom abuses you as well.

Kid: Mom when is dad coming back.
Mom: Your dad is never coming back becausr of you stupid bitch.

by UrFatAssDadLeft4Milk May 17, 2023

Caleb’s dad

Caleb’s dad refers to a father figure who has disappeared or has vanished from someone’s (Caleb’s) life.

Lol your dad left like Caleb’s dad

by AnAnonymousUser July 30, 2022

Jonah’s dad

The father of Jonah everyone thinks is incredibly sexy and very breedable. Everyone wants a chance to get with Jonah’s dad.

Friend #1, “hey, what’re you doing later?”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”

by DadLover69420 August 1, 2022

your dad

the person who left you for the milk

your dad left you kid

by meme boi 2947 June 8, 2022

School dad

A male teacher that doesn't treat someone like a student, but rather like their own kid. Gets protective of them and has a tight bond.

Mr.Smith is my school dad!

by Applejack53 June 12, 2022

Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.

"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".

by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022