by ShawnTheRoaster March 12, 2011
Get the Wizard Crystals mug.Someone who is all about peace love and equality for all ..except for anyone who is different from or disagrees with them.
He claims to love everyone equally unless they are gay or sn athiest or a democrat, etc. Hes what you'd call a hippy-cryte.
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Micro-crying is when you spontaneously start ugly crying for only a few seconds. Then suddenly stop and suppress all of your anxiety and past trauma because bottling things up is easier than facing your problems.
Micro-crying is when you spontaneously start ugly crying for only a few seconds. Then suddenly stop and suppress all of your anxiety and past trauma because bottling things up is easier than facing your problems.
"I micro-cried three times today because I remembered their is a world wide pandemic and I haven't spent time with another person for three weeks"
"I keep micro-crying because I'm two weeks behind in my classes but I just distract myself with instagram."
"I keep micro-crying because I'm two weeks behind in my classes but I just distract myself with instagram."
by SadDaddy;'( April 24, 2020
Get the Micro-crying mug.Men’s time of the month when they experience intense pain from crystallized semen making it’s way through the penis, at least 10 times worse than normal woman cramps
Ryan: hey man wanna go out tonight?
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em
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Get the Jesus Christ on a Crystal Meth Binge! mug.Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!
Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour : Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion : Yeah, yeah, what she said.
Glamour : Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion : Yeah, yeah, what she said.
by Loki approves Johnlock February 6, 2021
Get the Magnet of Crysteries mug.A fat joint made with hash in which seperate chunks of hash are wrapped with cloth pipe cleaners, then all the pipe cleaners are rolled into a big pipe-cleaner joint. To smoke, you unwravel an individual tendril of hash and freehand it. Called "cryptic" because of the unwinding process.
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