Blumkin 

The act of receiving a blowjob while on the toilet pooping.

Sandy gave Jerry a blumkin.

Blumkin by Evan Foott June 9, 2007

beach bumpkin 

A country bumpkin that lives on a beach.

After the beach bumpkin got done swimming in the ocean, he went back to his farm to work on the field.

beach bumpkin by Clinker March 15, 2008

bumpkin 

a hillbilly, someone from a small tiny town

Even though the boy's a bumpkin doesn't mean he's oblivious.

bumpkin by Toria March 28, 2004

bumpkin 

Bumpkins are residents of the small country town of Portsmouth in Hampshire. They dress like scarecrows and speak with a quaint rural dialect, using Romany words like dinlo and shant. These poor simpletons are also know as carrot crunchers or worzels.

Look at that pathetic bell-ringing bumpkin in the long blue wig.

bumpkin by City Lad August 17, 2008

blupmkin 

1. blumpkin
To receive fellatio whilst depositing faeces on the lavatory

ooh that was a great bit of blumpkin i' wouldn't go in there for a while, nice bit of head on the shitter.

blupmkin by Crap January 12, 2005

bulumpkin 

The act in which a girl gives a male oral sex while the male is taking a dump in a toilet

Dude, I was getting a bulumpkin last night and I didn't even know I had diarrhea. It was a messy situation

bulumpkin by Bob Papadopolous May 1, 2005

Blimpkin 

The smae thing as a blumpkin except you are eating a blimpie's sub.

It was so awesome, I was so hungry and my girlfriend gave me a blimpkin, not hungry anymore.

Blimpkin by crazylady10 July 19, 2011