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Burger Bar Boys 

A Black gang from the inner areas of Birmingham (Handsworth, Winson Green, Moseley, Smethwick, Small Heath, Aston, Bordesley Green and Lozells). They are known for their gun crime and drug dealing. Their biggest rivals are another Black gang, the Johnson Crew, as well as various Asian gangs, such as the Lynx Gang and the Muslim Birmingham Panthers.

Subdivisions of the Burger Bar Boys include the Handsworth Town Crooks (HTC), the Blood Brothers, Real Man Dem (RMD), the Ghetto Hustla Boys (GHB), and the Raleigh Close Crew (RCC). These crews are recognised by wearing red bandanas or a red t-shirt or jacket. Another group, the Small Heath Mans (SHM), wear the same things but in purple.

One of the larger and more notorious subdivisions of the Burger Bar Boys is Birmingham's Most Wanted (BMW), who wear green bandanas and t-shirts. They are well known for their phrase, "Stay Mean, Stay Green," and some members have tattoos which sport this logo. This gang has been responsible for many power struggles within the Burger Bar Boys, and some members have been known to have defected to their biggest rivals, the Johnson Crew.
The Burger Bar Boys became well known after a gunfight with the Johnson Crew left two girls, 17 year old Letisha Shakespeare and 18 year old Charlene Ellis, dead, on the 2nd of January 2003. The attack took place for the retribution of the murder of a Burger Bar gang member, Yohanne Martin, a month earlier.

The Backstreet Boys 

A very good band. Yes, I admit it, and I'm a guy. Do you know why? Because I have taste. And for all you fucking retarded guys out there who say they suck, it's only because you're not secure enough with your masculinity to admit that they're good. They might be gay, but i doubt it.
Retarded fag talking: Oh ya, the Backstreet Boys suck cause everybody thinks they do, so I think they do also because I'm a fucking conformist.

Sallies boys 

Sallies boys are males who attend Salesianum, an all-male school in Wilmington, Delaware. (Dela-where?)
Sallies boys are often confused with boys from Cab Calloway. The important differences are these: while Sallies may have a slightly larger population of homosexual males (two more than Cab, they're proud to say) Cab Calloway has a much larger population of bisexual males. Why? Nobody seems to know. Maybe bisexuals have a thing for musicals and painting.
Sallies boys also have a propensity to make sexual references to every single thing they hear. Even the most innocent references to bunnies or mashed potatoes can be willfully misconstrued. This is, however, very common with males in general, and may be simply a by-product of limited contact with females.
A favorite Sallies joke ends any spoken phrase with the words "last night."
In these two interactions, we see how Sallies boys might react to a situaion. The first is an actual live specimen. The second is a boy affected with SBS (Sallies Boy Syndrome).

Girl: You don't think I'm fat, do you?
Sallies boy: I don't know; it was dark last night! Ha ha ha!
Girl: Riiiiiiight.

Girl: Man, my back really hurts.
Random boy: From last night!
Girl: ....You're such a Sallies boy.
Sallies boys by sibyl-in-black November 7, 2006

Seagull Boys 

Boys that wear polos, rainbows, sperrys, and tucked in shirts. They are crazy for suzie seafarers, and are known to shout AHOY THERE when they are out and about on the sea. They are also know for their high tolerance of country music, and they love to shag to James Taylor, in the cage. They are also know for their ridiculously good looks, and magnificent sea skills.
suzie seafarer 1 : " Hey isnt that a Seagull boy!"
Johnny Seagull 1: " AHOY THERE!"
suzie seafer 2: " Yep...sure is..."
a close group of sophistocated, atheletic and popular males that annually holiday to "the cres" in search of pumping waves and babes. Notoriously known to tame beer bongs and annoy people outside of "La Boys" by arrogant behaviour and unreachable sexual prowess.
dude, lets tap that party on the weekend apparently La Boys will be there!
la boys by unknownladybug October 27, 2005

Valley Boys 

A collection of misfits that are known for being ridiculously crazy. They reside in a dangerous section of forest that they have dubbed "Zootaria". They hold strong to anarchist ways and enjoy making Preppy kids cry. Their group consists of a born leader, a master of persuasion, a wise man, and a charmer, as well as a man who has lost his sanity.
Did you see that Safeway sign in four corners where the letters were rearranged to say "Rhino Pussy"?

Yeah, it must have been those damned Valley Boys.
Valley Boys by VB Wiseman November 15, 2010