Monster cock

A penis that measures anywhere from a foot long to over two feet in some cases. Must have a concealed carry permit in case it goes off in a crowded public place. Mostly owned by low income blacks, or blacks of any social class, but sometimes a white guy at an office will have one and consider himself the biggest prick in the building, and usually it's true in more ways than one, a high suicide rate is common in an office like this.

Somebody said Bob really does have a monster cock after he stood at the next urinal. I always thought he was just like all the other guys, bragging, now I really am gonna take that pill cocktail I've been saving.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016

Marlette Monster

The act of leaving a huge dump in a public restroom for all to see. Toilet paper is disposed of elsewhere so as not to cover up the monster

After riding my motorcycle all day I unleashed a Marlette monster at the Speedway

by Henry Moore August 24, 2007

hose monster

1. A woman who seeks out well endowed men. 2. A woman who is just plain old slutty.

Jennifer is such a hose monster, she slept with three different guys last week!

by gollen October 15, 2003

purple monster

The state of ones penis before ejaculation.

Jeff Caulkins gripped his purple monster while spewing a load on bobbie's ass!

by alaskarich June 30, 2003

lochness monster

when a man's erection sticks out of the water halfways

Joey was embarrased when his "lochness monster" stuck out of the water at the pool party

by jhsrugby4days May 3, 2011

Blanket Monster

a. A person who hogs the blankets or otherwise raps them around themselves when in bed

b. A person who is constantly under the cover of a blanket (i.e. TheBlanketMonster)

c. A person who does not like to get out of bed

A.
Josh: "Jeez, I was cold all last night. My wife hogged the covers like they were her children."

Carl: "Sounds like she's a real Blanket Monster"

B.
Lorette: "Haha, you know TheBlanketMonster? It's like she lives under that comforter."

Tyler: "Too true, TheBlanketMonster is definitely a Blanket Monster"

C.
Mother #1: "Gosh, I never knew raising a teenage girl would be this hard. She absolutely refuses to get out of bed."

Mother #2: "You and me both, my Cindy only gets up when I threaten to not make her breakfast. Or as she puts it 'starve her'"

Mother #3: "looks like you've both got real Blanket Monsters on your hands."

by TheBlanketMonster December 7, 2009

box monster

Cask of wine. So called because its box shaped, and the morning after consuming one, the box monster jumps around inside your head.

I'm going to the bottle shop, do you want a box monster ?

Ugh, the box monster paid me a visit last night.

by Paul Johnson November 12, 2003