right handed waffle slam 

The act of a man sticking his dick in a waffle maker and then a woman having her full arm (right side) firmly in the mans ass. While singing Roar by Katy Perry.

Jon wanted to spice up things with his wife so he had her help him with a right handed waffle slam.

right handed waffle slam by RatStealer449 September 18, 2017

Office Cock Waffle 

A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.

Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!

Office Cock Waffle by FlyingSquirrel2018 January 5, 2018

Dicknose Cock Waffle 

When a cock penetrates so far down thru the throat that it comes out the nose while getting slapped by a waffle.

I was taking a shit and my buddies hiding in the bathtub hit me with a dicknose cock waffle.

Dicknose Cock Waffle by tUrd dRAgoN 69 420 April 15, 2020

Burnt blue dick waffle 

And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.

“They’re ugly inside and out”
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”

Burnt blue dick waffle by Femalechad January 27, 2021

blue waffle 

Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers

I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons

blue waffle by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010

The waffle house has found its new host

A different way of saying "I am a fucking retard and I have no father."

Commenter 1: "The waffle house has found its new host"
Commenter 2: "Shut the fuck up you fucking retard."

The waffle house has found its new host by marioehehehe January 24, 2023

Blue Waffle 

Nasty ass fungus vagina that resembles a blue waffle.

That girl has a nasty blue waffle.

Blue Waffle by anthony charmichel June 23, 2009