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New Addington

New addington is the hotspot for knife crime and gangs. But they got decent food so it’s good. There’s a wiff of tory, because of their costa. There’s also very good schools like Meridian High School!
“Hey, wanna go to Selsdon?”
“What about New Addington?”
Are you dumb? It’s a shit tip
“But there’s kfc”
by zhongli’shorsecock420 November 21, 2021
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Windows News

A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.
Bob: what is that virus on your screen?

Carl: That is Windows News.

Bob: is it dangerous?

Carl: Oh you don't even know!
by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021
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News Feeding

Giving people information that they do not care about. You being a news show.
Suremeo: Hey Zero, I just robbed a bank

Zero: I don't care.. Stop News Feeding
by xZeroOfficial August 18, 2018
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News Whore

A person who thrives off of live text news and the like. This type of person can be found having CNN or BBC constantly on the TV and refreshing every 5 minutes on the CNN Homepage.
X: "Dude, there is no news at the moment!"

Y: "Maybe if you stopped whoring out to it then some new stuff will come in!"

X: "I live off news, I can't turn it off."

Y: "Stupid News Whore..."
by RandomDude1313 August 29, 2011
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oracyl new

This is a lady whom has lived through times and will give advise. Don’t ask if you don’t want to know.
Respect the oracyl new. Destiny happens.
by Oracyl New October 4, 2018
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New Hartford

A town in New York State, populated by white trash who think they're WASPs.
New Hartford guy: "We're going to our second home for the weekend."
Normal guy: "Second home? You own two trailers?"
by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020
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News Shadow

The period of time immediately following a big news story in which many other important events take place and go unnoticed.
Many people didn't notice when George Harrison died in November of '01 because it occurred in the News Shadow of 9/11.
by Juan Gigantez March 28, 2012
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