Definitions by IRealyHateWindowsNews

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Will crash the website

person 1: Hey hows it going?

person2: Ah shit social contact. ehhhh <)

person1: have you been spending to much time online again?

<) by IRealyHateWindowsNews September 13, 2022

9th dentist 

the 1/10 dentists that always seems to disagree with the others.
usually it's about the toothpaste they recommend, but the subject can differ

2nd dentist: hey what shall we eat tonight?

4th dentist: I dunno, yall want pizza?

9th dentist: I'm more in the mood for taco's

*all other dentist sigh in unison

5th dentist: why are you alway like this Jeffery?

9th dentist by IRealyHateWindowsNews September 13, 2022

drawing 

(verb: I draw, you draw, he/she/they draws )

Pain

gosh i love to draw art.
drawing is so much fun :)

drawing by IRealyHateWindowsNews September 13, 2022

The name you should know 

Kirby

Kirby Kirby Kirby, that's The name you should know.

The name you should know by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021

Windows News

A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.

Bob: what is that virus on your screen?

Carl: That is Windows News.

Bob: is it dangerous?

Carl: Oh you don't even know!

Windows News by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021