squirrel

What west virginian families (aka cousins) eat and make stew out of.

Hey if u weren't my sister, i'd totally divorce u for making such bad squirrel stew.

by Rubric November 30, 2003

squirrel

To "squirrel" someone is to:
1 - Find a dead squirrel on the road, or where ever.
2 - Pick a friend as a target. (hopefully a girl)
3 - Leave the squirrel on their front porch, with the eyes looking at the door. Try to prop it up in a life-like manner.
4 - Call the person, pretending to be Animal Control, and tell them that a "Mexican Staring Squirrel" is loose in the area, and that its gaze can be fatal. (use *69 to hide your caller id)
5 - Hang up, and call them back as yourself. Tell them to come to their front yard, you have something to show them.
You have now "squirreled" someone.
(my freind Marc is to thank for the creation of this verb.)

Person 1: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Person 2: HAHAHAHA!!! You got squirrled!!!
Person 1: Jack-ass.

by Whind Soull February 2, 2005

Squirrel Master

1. the master of all squirrels
2. the proper name for a ferret
3. a particularly bad chest and tooth infection which causes hair growth of a rapid rate from the anus.

I ate a squirrel master once and now im a ferret.

by Gerald November 28, 2003

squirmish

A mispronunciation of skirmish .

Discussing the situation in Libya with Fox News`s Greta Van Susteren, foreign policy expert and noted wordsmith Sarah Palin said, `I haven`t heard the president state that we`re at war. That`s why I too am not knowing -- do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish? What is it?`

by notmelbrooks April 18, 2011

squirrel bashing

ginger bushsd knob wanking

He was in the woods....pants round ankles caught squirrel bashing......

by shell,kel May 15, 2008

Squirrel Dog

A small dog about the size of a squirrel. Such as but not limited too a Yorkie, Tea Cup Chiuwahwah, Miniature Doberman or other dogs of similar stature with no real practical purpose other than to bark and get in the way

I seriously doubt your Squirrel dog is gonna intimidate anyone that comes into the house

by Tefflon December 16, 2008

squirbage

Squirbage is the definition of cool. It can be used as a positive or negative adjective. It's uses are almost limitless.

That Lamborghini is total squirbage. (positive)

Bruce Willis is so squirbage! (positive)

You really squirbed out in that tennis game bro. (negative)

by squirbage May 21, 2009