Schamoglified

To be totally inebriated with loss of most bodily functions as a result of drinking a copius amount of alcohol

John: Jesus that was some night.
Mike: I drank 20 shots of Tequila.....Fuck I was "Schamoglified"!!
OR

John: How did ya get on with ya one???
Mike: Ah I got her "Schamoglified" and brought her home with me!!

by Aidooooooo August 4, 2008

schloemped

1. The act of listening to someone who does so just to be heard.
2. The act of listening to someone go on for minutes explaining someone that can be done in seconds.
3. The act of being cornered and not being allowed to leave by someone talking to you.

I wanted to leave but I was suddenly schloemped by that annoying guy in class.

by dasturge21 December 27, 2008

schlockth

a door with a space underneath, or is slightly ajar

mom, you left the door schlockth, and you're letting all the cold air in!!!!

by harley883 August 17, 2010

schlocked out

Another term used for getting turned down by a girl for sex. (Combination of schlong, cock, and/or locked)

He totally schlocked out on his date with Jessica.

by ralphenstein December 7, 2010

Schlock knock

(Refering to a man) To bang or have sexual intercourse with a women.

Scott : You are such fail
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night

by Pintalicious March 5, 2011

SCHGOBEN

prounounced shcoben, an ignorantly optimistic person, someone who shows complete optimisim for a someone/something or belief that clearly is erroneous

That person is religeous, what a schgoben

by f3nd3r July 3, 2011

Schlobbed

adj. - Extremely intoxicated; drunk

A fun way to describe how fucked up you got at that party last night.

Man, I got wasted at Ashlee's party last night.

I couldn't because I had to drive home. Next time if I can get a ride, I'll get totally schlobbed.

by AlexThePyro July 11, 2011