To be totally inebriated with loss of most bodily functions as a result of drinking a copius amount of alcohol
John: Jesus that was some night.
Mike: I drank 20 shots of Tequila.....Fuck I was "Schamoglified"!!
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John: How did ya get on with ya one???
Mike: Ah I got her "Schamoglified" and brought her home with me!!
Mike: I drank 20 shots of Tequila.....Fuck I was "Schamoglified"!!
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John: How did ya get on with ya one???
Mike: Ah I got her "Schamoglified" and brought her home with me!!
by Aidooooooo August 4, 2008
Get the Schamoglified mug.1. The act of listening to someone who does so just to be heard.
2. The act of listening to someone go on for minutes explaining someone that can be done in seconds.
3. The act of being cornered and not being allowed to leave by someone talking to you.
2. The act of listening to someone go on for minutes explaining someone that can be done in seconds.
3. The act of being cornered and not being allowed to leave by someone talking to you.
by dasturge21 December 27, 2008
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Get the schlockth mug.Another term used for getting turned down by a girl for sex. (Combination of schlong, cock, and/or locked)
by ralphenstein December 7, 2010
Get the schlocked out mug.Scott : You are such fail
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night
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Get the Schlock knock mug.prounounced shcoben, an ignorantly optimistic person, someone who shows complete optimisim for a someone/something or belief that clearly is erroneous
That person is religeous, what a schgoben
by f3nd3r July 3, 2011
Get the SCHGOBEN mug.adj. - Extremely intoxicated; drunk
A fun way to describe how fucked up you got at that party last night.
A fun way to describe how fucked up you got at that party last night.
Man, I got wasted at Ashlee's party last night.
I couldn't because I had to drive home. Next time if I can get a ride, I'll get totally schlobbed.
I couldn't because I had to drive home. Next time if I can get a ride, I'll get totally schlobbed.
by AlexThePyro July 11, 2011
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