Skinning the Sausage

Engaging in the act of masturbation

"Dude, my mom totally caught me skinning the sausage last night when she walked in my room unannounced."

by Lord of Skeet September 3, 2012

Bum Sausage

A sausage has been inserted into an anus and then removed. This often taints the sausage with e-coli. It was started by an Albanian immigrant working at a supermarket in Ontario.

Man that Ontario bum sausage is giving me e-coli.

by NotAlbanian October 18, 2012

Vein Sausage

The cock. Man meat. The penis. A derivative of the infamous veiny brat.

The old lady loves to have a little breakfast in bed with a healthy serving of vein sausage.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

talking like a sausage

speaking nonsense, telling lies, not making any sense

"Whaddya mean, I don't look good in this jacket? You're talking like a sausage."

by benjamin sTone February 6, 2004

browning sausage

Participating in anal sex.

Nick likes browning sausage with Jesse.

by Odi135 July 5, 2008

Muff Sausage

1.) It's like muff cabbage except it involves the penis.

2.) A muff filled with sausage.

3.) A hairy pelvic area where you can't see anything except a giant sausage emerging from the tangled muff jungle. If lucky you might see some of the wild life crawling on it.

That guido had the best muff sausage i have ever given head to. The crotch monkeys were swinging away.

by raging GTL December 7, 2010

Gator Sausage

When a girl is on her period and you are forced to have anal sex then you give her the gator sausage.

Dave: Hey Gary did you get birthday sex last night?
Gary: No. Becca was on her period so I had to give her the gator sausage.

by Gator Gary June 2, 2015