chew my pipe 

The art of sucking the male reproductive organ.

Chris: "Hey bitch, chew my pipe."
Girl: "Mmm! I love to chew!"

chew my pipe by Mercedes owns Hollywood August 22, 2006

pipe fitters 

a well shaped set of lips on a woman that are most appropriate for performing oral sex on a male's penis

that Anglina Jolie has a real set of pipe fitters

pipe fitters by soprano-line thief April 23, 2004

pikesville

A suburb of BalCo (Baltimore county), Maryland that comprises of the zip codes 21208 and 21209 that is known for being Jew central of Maryland, and to its haters as "Kikesville". this place is filled with jewish schools, families who are made up of doctors, lawyers, engineers, and accountants. Due to this amount of wealth, they stick out like a sore thumb in the mediocre county that is BalCo.

Don't be jealous of the Pikesville kids, they just better with money than the rest of us.

pikesville by BalCo September 18, 2006

Columbus Pipe Cleaner 

Sexual move in which one sticks one fist in the vagina and the other fist in the rectum and makes a thrusting motion in and out with each arm.

Jan was feeling a little backed up so Joe gave her a columbus pipe cleaner.

Columbus Pipe Cleaner by Richard Starkey December 20, 2006

hit the pipe 

Smoking ganja

Let's go hit the pipe.

hit the pipe by kewlcanon22 June 17, 2013

Alaskan Pipeline 

The act of defecating in a condom, freezing it and forcing your girlfriend to use it as a dildo.

Dude 1: Yo dude I gave my bitch an ALASKAN PIPELINE last night.
Dude 2: No shit, how'd she take it?
Dude 1: I dont know, she never got it out.

Alaskan Pipeline by tbrmrg November 5, 2009

who ate all the pies 

An indication that a Frenchman has entered the room.

Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?

who ate all the pies by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004