Misty moon

The act of one putting their bare ass inches from someone's face , farting and most importantly spraying a brown fecal mist.

Ex 1. Before I called her a cab this morning. I drank a big glass of expired milk , then gave that broad a misty moon.

Ex 2. I got that fool good. I misty mooned his ass when he was sleeping

by Cheesy placenta February 4, 2020

Moon King

Moon King an amazing friend I knew him since chatogo. He's an absolute player, he's cocky and thinks very highly of himself but he's never selfish especially when is comes to a friend in need. That's what I love about him. He can be really annoying but I guess in a way it's charming but I'd never admit that in front of him I'd rather swallow a rotten mouse. Anywho the saddest part about him is that he always puts on a cheery smile even when there's something rough going on. I always feel worthless watching him get hurt because there's nothing i can do about it. Moon King doesn't deserve that shit. I hope things get better for him because he deserves the world <3

Moon King is a complicated whore.

by A zombae <3 May 2, 2021

Moon Rock

A term used to describe a very rare (almost impossible to find) and hard to get item

Some museum guy giving a tour: "Here we have a moon rock of a book. This is one of the oldest known copies of the Iliad dated back to 600 B.C."

*Tourists nut themselves*

by letsdothisbois April 21, 2019

Moon Driver

A drink which has has:

2 Parts Vodka

1 Parts Orange Juice

1/2 gram Moon Rocks

"I wore my drinking suit and my anit-gravity boots...but I was still floating from that Moon Driver...."

"Would you like a drink ?" Ok, Would you like to go to space?"

" I'm higher than a space rover!"

by Gods Of Ballz (ChocTPee) May 3, 2013

super moon

When you bend over so far while mooning someone that you show off your entire vagina.

"My husband was being a dick, so I hit him with the super moon."

by Helge1515 March 22, 2019

Moon Meat

When you eat meat (Vegan meat) through out 8pm-3am

Jane: So Loona what did you eat for your midnight snack?

Loona: Oh I ate some Moon Meat

Jane: Oh......

by Racoon River June 18, 2021

angela moon

She has a big heart .she is someone who takes sex to a different level... loves to make others know she can rock there world .and know they can't get enough of her..she is a free spiritual women..her eyes are so hot when you look into them their so beautiful you get lost...her boob's are a perfect bounce to her looks knowing they can get you just as fast as the eyes...a strong spirit ..fantastic lover...and a mean streak that's known when made mad...and will show she can lead the pack any where she wants them to go..

Angela moon means a strong independent spiritual women that can't be lead ..but is the Dominic leader to follow

by Backwoodscountrygirl January 22, 2019