Michael

An absolutely AMAZING guy with brown hair and hypnotizing brown eyes. This guy is Hillarious! and has many nicknames. He often forgives but never forgets, and would do anything for his best friend, including risk getting majorly hurt. He thinks of his best friend as his "lil sister" and she loves it when he says it. Michael is retarded&geeky at times but thats just him and it makes him that much better. He is like no other you have EVER met!!!!!! There is no way there could ever be any other person so awesome out there. He is truely amazing, and his "lil sis" hopes he knows that, because she cant tell him enough =)

"lil sis": WOW.. i cant believe i just did that, im sooo retarded lol

Michael: lol, ya but dont worry,its ok, I still love you lil sis... no matter how blonde you can be lol

"lil sis": * smiles* lol,I love you too my AMAZING big bro lol

by ILoveYouGeekBoy=P July 23, 2010

Michael Jackson

The sexiest man ever. Period. Done. Don't even try to deny it.

Have you seen Michael Jackson in gold pants? I get an orgy just thinking about it! -OOOOOOOH YEAAAHHH

by R.I.P. MICHAEL JACKSON January 3, 2010

Michael Phelps

When you rip the bong like a winner.

"You call that taking a hit, here let me teach you how to Michael Phelps"

"I Michael Phelps erryday"

by ahebunghole March 4, 2009

Michael Gambon

A horrible actor who ruined the character of Dumbledore in the Harry Potter movies. He has not read the books and yet is somehow permitted to play Dumbledore, which he fails miserably at. He loses his temper at Harry and starts screaming and shaking him, which the real Dumbledore would never do. He also ties his beard in a ponytail.

Michael Gambon made the Harry Potter movies even worse than they already were!

by the elven archer November 17, 2006

Michael Jackson

the king of pop, a man that changed music forever (so stop hating, you know he's the man)

listen to all of his music, its all good

by Goldeye March 15, 2005

Michael Phelps (sex move)

a sexual maneuver which involves the girl going on 2 knees while the guy cums in her face, immediately followed by placing a gold metal on her neck.

guy 1: dude, last night at the pool locker room, this chick gave ma a michael phelps (sex move)

guy 2: man, i wish my girlfriend gives me michael phelps.

by LLfuckhead00 May 2, 2010

Michael Savage

The only man who can sue for discrimination one day and advocate genocide another.

Wait did Michael Savage just compare Jimmy Carter to hitler...

by -Ibin- June 4, 2009