Mark Twain

Much like a hitler but used with seamen, creating the illusion of a white mustache

I gave Brett a Mark Twain while he was sleeping

by Mike-man November 13, 2005

Mark Ass Tripz

Funny funny shit. Great band. Montezuma's revenge rocks.

...SUCK MAH NUTs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Miznatch February 11, 2005

Mark of the Beast

The mark on one side of your lover's face caused by long vigorous heterosexual sex in the missionary position. Characteristically shown by a red beard-burn on the apple of the cheek and black eye make-up that has smudged around the respective side, giving a bruising effect. The "Mark" can often times be confused as spousal abuse as it looks like the bitch just got punched in the face.

"I'm worried about your wife...do you beat her?"
"No man, thats just the Mark of the Beast."
"O"

by Bildivarian February 14, 2009

Mark Nejmeh

An original Economic activist . Born 1960 to Guadalupe Arrelin and George Nejmeh in Paterson New Jersey. He grew up watching the civil rights movement. Mark Nejmeh was a lifelong entrepreneur and inventor until he took on Economic activism and created www.jobcreation.us. The purpose of The Foundation for Job Creation is to promote creativity to produce prototypes.The idea is that completed prototypes will lead to more clear investment in The BIG IDEA that will create jobs in the private sector. After stating the Foundation for Job Creation it was determined that ECONOMIC ACTIVISM was indeed a component to bringing awareness and fighting back unnatural forces attacking the free market system whic included socialism and greed. Mark Nejmeh is also the inventor of MagKinetics technology, "A system and method for creating electricity from moving traffic" and Auctionquest technolgy "A system and method for broadcasting auctions live from location "1993.

Mark Nejmeh speaks for the Lorraine Motel, assasination location of Martin Luther King Jr.

by Mr Job Creation August 29, 2010

Mark Waters Wipedown

A classic, extreme house cleaning. On average takes about am hour and the pad is spotless afterwords.

Lets give this place a good ol' Mark Waters Wipedown!

by habitat2live December 14, 2010

mark tobin

tool. nerd. people marry him just because they cant have their first choice.

"dudes a tool."
"yeah his name should be mark tobin."

by hatetools August 22, 2011

mark collins

The author of "The Gospel according to Collins"; Creator of "The Collins Theory"; A phenomenal teacher who tells amazing stories in class.

Yo dawg, I read that "The Gospel according to Collins" book and was totally invigorated by that Mark Collins author.

Collins is totally a Mark Collins because he is such an amazing teacher.

by ThrowawayAccount0101 April 1, 2016