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preston & keifer

man 1: hey they're being selfish
man 2 :ah they must be a preston & keifer
by joshmckeann69 September 30, 2019
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Charlie Knief

the tiniest of all niggas, but has a monster cock and has a milf of mom, and occasionally eats cheerios for breakfast
Damn you see that nigga, he's a Charlie Knief.
by A Nigga Drinking A Capri Sun October 15, 2019
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JACK KNIFING THE SUN

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.
Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021
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Daniel Knipe

Fat, bald mess of a human
"Can you smell that?"
"Yes, it must be Daniel Knipe."
by DaBAby696 December 30, 2021
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Dirty Keifer

When your shit is so solid that your anus tears open and bleeds as you poop.
Guy 1 - "Bro, last night I had a dirty Keifer, and my ass has been hurting all day."
Guy 2 - "Sorry man, that sucks."
by ImAUrMom May 19, 2022
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Butter Knifing

When a man is having gay thoughts about another man.
I had to leave the party because that guy was butter knifing me.
by Bl4ckwat3r June 3, 2022
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Life Kife

To take over someone's life after setting up or outright murdering someone.
That Guy got caught in a Life Kife just like his friend did.
by Jedsall August 12, 2022
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