Definitions by ImAUrMom

Dirty Keifer

When your shit is so solid that your anus tears open and bleeds as you poop.

Guy 1 - "Bro, last night I had a dirty Keifer, and my ass has been hurting all day."
Guy 2 - "Sorry man, that sucks."

Dirty Keifer by ImAUrMom May 19, 2022